In this week’s Indie Wonderland, I review Future Wars. Just how far in the future are we talking about, here? Has war ever changed? Why would a war teacher to a bunch of high school kids have cleavage that puts the Grand Canyon to shame? And is Una really *record scratch* the principal’s daughter? Read all about it over at Ninja Blues.
In this week’s Indie Wonderland, I review Iron Brigade. What are Monovisions? Is listening to the Broadcast wise? And did I really pour myself whisky while writing out of respect for this game’s sheer manliness? Read all about it over at Ninja Blues.
In this week’s Indie Wonderland, I review Megabyte Punch. How many puns were harmed in the making of this game? And are punches even *involved*? Read all about it over at Ninja Blues.
In this week’s Indie Wonderland, I look at Tetrobot and Co.. What’s a Tetrobot? What’s a Co? And why the period in the title? Read all about it over at Ninja Blues.
In this week’s Indie Wonderland, I look at Petz Catz 2. Why, oh why do I play this game? And is it good, I guess? I think we both know the answer to that last one, but if you want to be sure — and if you want to watch this trainwreck up close — read all about it over at Ninja Blues.
In this week’s Indie Wonderland, I look at rymdkapsel. What is a rymdkapsel? And why would I think it means ‘space haircut’? Read all about it over at Ninja Blues.
In this week’s Indie Wonderland, I look at Octodad: Dadliest Catch. Does anyone suspect a thing? Read all about it over at Ninja Blues.
Good afternoon, readers! Poor news: due to an expected trip to Cologne this weekend combining with an unexpected illness during that trip, I’ve found myself unable to produce the same level of high-quality Indie Wonderlanding you’ve come to expect of me. Which is to say, I got drunk and I got sick in no particular order and that left me with no time to write about people that may or may not be squids. My apologies. Regular service should resume next week, my insides willing.
Now, in fairness, I did have a feature planned for today where me and my co-host JPH ‘Woogles’ Ninjaton would take a look at Nidhogg, the lo-fi high-complexity fencing tug-of-war simulator that’s been sweeping up indie game prizes like an overambitious vacuum cleaner due a promotion. But, hey, illness, what’cha gonna do. This feature is, therefore, currently still in the works. In order to not leave you completely empty-handed this week, though, as I do, I’ve created a brief mood impression of our first time playing Nidhogg over voice chat.
Risk of Rain. Kind of a weird game name, don’t you think? Or maybe I just think that because I’m Dutch. After all, we don’t really understand the concept of ‘risk of rain’. Had this game been developed by a Dutch studio, it would have been called Absolute Goddamn Certainty Of Rain At Exactly The Most Inopportune Moment.
But Risk of Rain wasn’t developed by a Dutch studio: it was created by two-man team Hopoo Games and published by none other than Chucklefish, who, so hot on the heels of my Starbound review hold the semi-prestigious honour of Studio Referenced Most Often In The Shortest Amount Of Time. But don’t worry about any overlap between the two reviews! After all, Starbound is a 2D action-platformer about one or multiple intrepid space travelers exploring a large variety of procedurally generated pixelated worlds, fighting off semi-random monsters and powerful bosses to retrieve items and increase in power while attempting to unravel the mysteries of their surroundings. Whereas Risk of Rain is…
(Spoiler levels: Narrative, low-ish. Mechanical, fairly high.)
Okay, okay, no joke this time: The Banner Saga‘s impact notwithstanding, the real major Kickstarter impact I was alluding to last week is obviously the long-awaited release of Double Fine’s Broken Age, to those who backed the Kickstarter that launched a thousand ships. Or, rather, its partial release: Broken Age as-is is considered ‘Act 1′, with the concluding ‘Act 2′ finding its way to computers near you “later this year“.
While Broken Age’s release was obviously a Big Thing, capitalization non-optional, I opted to give precedence to The Banner Saga for a couple of reasons. First, there was that business with the reviewing embargo that accompanied Broken Age’s initial launch. While I know it was lifted fairly soon after, the whole thing left a rather sour taste in my mouth… plus, by the time it was officially lifted, I’d already started doing the preliminaries for The Banner Saga anyway.
Second, notice that I said Broken Age was released to Kickstarter backers. At time of writing, the game is still off-limits to regular prospective customers: stores don’t open for those lacking Double Fine faith until January 28th. And while I understand the value of advance reviews, postponing a column on a game that people could actually buy immediately for one they’d have to wait another week for felt a little weird to me. Not to mention that this way, this column and Broken Age’s unlock date sync up rather well. I can even start pretending I timed it like that on purpose!
And third… well, third is that Broken Age is an adventure game. That classic genre of games that I can’t really review the way I like to review games, because giving a brief overview of the first half hour of gameplay effectively ruins the first half hour of gameplay. Which, in a game as relatively short as Broken Age — I clocked about five hours for the whole thing — is a fairly significant spoiling ratio.
I’m still writing about it, obviously. But as before, expect a shorter, more mood-and-experience-focused Indie Wonderland after the break.